Disoriented I lost my way and when I stumbled upon the path again it was too late. The emotions came and went like Veilstorms roaring, dominating, then slowly fading away. I spent a few days in shambles confused, sad, angry, and above all else, disappointed. This had to be an elaborate marketing ploy I thought to myself! Mark is a mad MMORPG genius, surely this was all part of the RVR grandmasters plan! (4D chess.) Camelot Unchained was built upon the foundational principals, principals that Mark vowed would remain unbroken! Were several of these principals sacrificed in the Depths to forge the Frankenstein that is Ragnarok? (The foundation of every empire was built with the corpses of those childish ideals you hold so dear.) I was in a daze…my stomach ached! (Over a game lolz.) What had I gotten myself into? (You can only blame yourself.) Should I refund? Maybe I will decrease my pledge…I…I don’t know what to do! (Like rascal.) I can only speak to my own reaction. Not only was Rag NOT an MMORPG, but it lacked the decency to feature PVP! It was a PVE game and worse yet, it was unveiled during a stream that had been hyped for Camelot Unchained! (Salt!) As if that wasn’t bad enough, in the stream, it was being played on a tool used by our less evolved cousins, a controller! (PC master race 4-life.) This was a joke? A dark, sick, twisted joke! MJ you scamp! At least, that seems to be how many reacted, albeit with stronger words than scamp. How could this be? We backed Camelot Unchained, an RVR MMORPG. When thousands of voices cried out at once, then suddenly went silent from the unveiling of Final Stand Ragnarok (Rag) you unknowingly group cast res on me! (On us!) In the silence, he spoke again and my great detractor was resurrected… (O-M-G can he be any more dramatic? I’m not THAT bad am I?) Sigh, yes, yes you are. (Yahssss, say my name again it makes me stronger.) I put him down and moved on! (He tried, he failed like he always does.) I left on MY terms! But You couldn’t let me be, could you? I did not ask for this, I did not want this! (But I did!) Tim was Tireless but Tireless was a past life. I was content to sit in my rocker on my porch and watch my favorite reality show the erosion of democracy (He wasn’t.) Upon my mantle, my legendary verbal shotgun sat collecting dust.
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